A little bit of everything
This is a bilingual blog (english/spanish).
so fucking done
GADFHADJGADVG IM GONAN DIE I CAN’T BREATHE
FURY, starring Brad Pitt, invades theaters in ONE MONTH. Who are you going with? Tag them in the comments below.
Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
"Not long ago, Christopher Pike asked me what it meant to be the
captain of a starship. At the time, I was unable to see that a
captain takes responsibility for his mistakes as completely and
wholly as he does his successes. That is the only way he can ever become—better."